Saturday, December 18, 2010

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Vacation Cut Short

Granny's Skankthrup's vacation was about to end along with her friend's lives.

In her early days at the Aberdeen Proving Ground, Verma Skankthrup had been able to tell model, year and fuel capacity of almost any motorized military vehicle at a distance of 1 mile...now, with the creep of old age and waxy hearing loss, she was painfully naked in the face of death...better she had been naked in the face of Hermes Crankwell, her 81 year old neighbor and 'handyman'. But it was not to be.

Brain Booster


Brain Booster
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
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Yuletide Harassment

Mrs. Pistlethweight was trying not to notice her boss' "attentions" on the new girl but she couldn't help it. After all, he used to promise her toys and candy too but look at where she ended up: In the typing pool at $3.10 an hour.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Questionable Hygiene

Can't you just smell the body odor and mildew?

...To Flee From Memory

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Thanks to pilllpat (agence eureka) for the center image of the man's face:

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