Friday, July 17, 2009

Snappin' 1950's Style

You hear that snapping sound Betty? That's the sound your ribs make when you get to the last notch on your belt. Some day, you'll be able to do that Betty. Some day....

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Potted Meat Conversations

That's it, Tony thought. Never again will I pick up a hitchhiker! All this guy wants to do is talk about potted meats; also, hasn't he ever heard of personal space?

Monday, July 6, 2009

On The Good Ship Zitty Pop

Lester was going to suck the pus out of Shirley Pimple once and for all. Otis, just laughed. He knew that, no matter how hard he sucked Shirley's one and only complexion would remain the same.