What can I say? Madame Pandapants just isn't into children. That's why I recommended that she not babysit the Uvula's newborn.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
The Hand of The Big Guy
God had tired of Lance Paderthwaight's constant talk of global warming, evolution and health care so he decided to wipe him from the face of the earth. Sally Wunaday seemed nonplussed by the whole event.
Dryer Dreams
The potential was enormous! Put it in the dryer and watch it grow! Just that they had to figure out how they could keep My Little Sluggy from devouring the children. Back to the drawing board.
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