Sunday, January 31, 2010

I See a Long Life...Oh, Wait...

Everything was going fine until Madame Zamatka found the artery passing through June's life line.

I See a Long Life...Oh, Wait...

Meat

Animated Collage.

Meat

In to the Bottle

Animated Collage

The Survivors

Only young ladys of strong "fiber" and good character could withstand Miss Asmeridia's lectures on methane.

What Mom Says Goes!

They would soon understand that when mother said quiet she meant QUIET!

Little Known Holiday Traditions #245

Country of Origin: Tharanxatopia

Description: To announce the beginning of the holiday season Hobo Santa Claus lifts up the Whipped Prune Child from the manger and licks the crust off symbolizing the foul feasts that are about to begin.

Nuclear Motel


Nuclear Motel
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
Carl realized that, just at that moment, checkout wasn't going to be a problem.
Props to What Makes The Pie Shops Tick's for the motel image:
www.flickr.com/photos/hollywoodplace/4310470340/in/set-72...
and Lew57 for the inspiration:
www.flickr.com/photos/31284576@N06/sets/72157610281542944/

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Give This A Description!


Click ont he image, hop on over to Flickr and give this image a proper description! NOW!

You Want What?


Mr. Benjiamati did like smart-ass little kids demanding stuff; so, he decided to show Lester just what he thought of his "request" for an orange.

Friday, January 22, 2010

The National Rub-Down!

So that's why mom's showing up on the internet!

A Toast To Where It Goes

Always refreshing and always rented. Here's to the men's room urinal!

On The Beat


On The Beat
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
When the children pointed out that the horse had "shuffled off it's mortal coil" Officer Rex Misnahan stated that it was the law and the law must be served. His charity was such that he let the young lads poke at it for an hour.

Monday, January 18, 2010

How Does He Do It?

Pat Robertson pushes out yet another sermon for the masses. It must be a powerful one Mr. Robertson!

In spite of what this genius has told us pass a little of what you have along to Haitian relief. They could use it. Thanks.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Ruta Mae Witherspoon (The Early Years)


Not So Bright


Not So Bright
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
Tammy's love of Jujyfruits new no bounds. Unfortunately for her, her tiny carcass did.

Santa In The Off Season


How the hell was santa supposed to know the little stinker was gonna supernova!!!

It's A Gift


It's A Gift
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
Tweela had found the birthday gift Hermon had left under her pillow. Their anniversary was coming soon and Tweela would leave something, all her own, on his pillow then.

Santa's Late Night Ride

Kind of makes you wonder what he would have gotten if he had asked for a Gimcrack.

Mystery Date


Mystery Date
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

TV Time With Dad


Timmy's constant fist banging on the table, during the French Kissing scenes, made Phondra begin to wonder if Timmy should be engaging in "Tuesday Porn Time" with dad.

1920's Crazy Dolly Lady

This is what many consider to be "Crazier than a shithouse rat" crazy.

The Akward Moment


The Akward Moment
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
It wasn't that Ted wasn't happy to see Shanna. It was that he couldn't remember the "safe word".