Wednesday, September 30, 2009

There are worse things than ants at a picnic...

Frank was beginning to have doubts about inviting Stan to the family picnic.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Big Boy's Day Off


Big Boy's Day Off
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
Betty and Jean were captivated. A hydrocephallic chef and all the fruit and pumpkins they could eat! Who could ask for more?

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Failed Candies of the 30's

Mr. Sandervol wasn't enthused with Ted's layout for the new candy and toy wrapper. Maybe it was the color choice?

NOT NUMBER 2! NOT NUMBER 2!

Judy was always a killjoy! The novelty of a Wurlitzer Oubliette wore off with her constant whining.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Give Her The Gift That Screams "Early Grave"

Over a million maidens yearn for this romantic love gift? Suffocation at the hands of a demented primate and a fancy coffin to put it all in?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Virgin Marty


The Virgin Marty
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
Continuing with the religious theme: It's a pun but only if you've seen the 1955 film. If you haven't you should.

Monday, September 7, 2009

...and, on the 8th Day...

Even God got curious now and then. No biggee, put Adam to sleep cop a feel from Eve and no harm done.