Judy was getting rather tired of the yearly Christmas visits from Ole Saint Chimp. The damage didn't help and what he left behind surely didn't qualify as a "gift"
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Truth In Advertising
Ron's opinion of his client's chocolate bar and his strong belief in truth in advertising didn't go over big with his client.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
What's for Lunch?
While making an effort to impress Agnogostia with his Jimmy Durante imitation things went terribly wrong. She just giggled and said: "Better blood snot than a blood fart." Theodore was in love.
Friday, December 18, 2009
A Christmas Surprise
Frank and June understood that it wasn't the bike that little Buster had asked for but Trag would grow on him...in time. "Just imagine the look on his face come Christmas morning", June said. Frank just hoped the sedatives would hold long enough so that Trag wouldn't remove little Buster's arm from it's socket before morning.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Paintings Red Skelton Won't Talk About
Johnny knew full well that with a few more hits, and some swelling, those damn dimples would disappear. And, he was always willing to help.
You'll Never Guess Who Picked Out The Wallpaper
Marjorie usually liked to match the drapes but this month it was the paper!
Friday, November 13, 2009
Little Miss Marker's Dilemma
After being passed around like a bad check for months-on-end Little Miss Marker's penchant far black tar heroin and Fisher's Raspberry Bruise Lotion finally caught up with her.
Akward Moments Series #15 - The Pick Axe
Fiona found Emil's conversation a trifle one sided after her husband and Junior had finished playing Mercader and Trotsky with him.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
1950's Spousal Hijinx
Manny, Moe and Jack decided to change their advertising appeal with a more edgier theme.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Cooking Conservative
Mommy explained to Ginger that Limbaughs are only ready to serve only when they stop screaming.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Just a tweak of the old knob....
Dr. Vorlon's technique was crude but it worked. The question now: Where to put the antenna?
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
There are worse things than ants at a picnic...
Frank was beginning to have doubts about inviting Stan to the family picnic.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Big Boy's Day Off
Betty and Jean were captivated. A hydrocephallic chef and all the fruit and pumpkins they could eat! Who could ask for more?
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Failed Candies of the 30's
Mr. Sandervol wasn't enthused with Ted's layout for the new candy and toy wrapper. Maybe it was the color choice?
NOT NUMBER 2! NOT NUMBER 2!
Judy was always a killjoy! The novelty of a Wurlitzer Oubliette wore off with her constant whining.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Give Her The Gift That Screams "Early Grave"
Over a million maidens yearn for this romantic love gift? Suffocation at the hands of a demented primate and a fancy coffin to put it all in?
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
The Virgin Marty
Continuing with the religious theme: It's a pun but only if you've seen the 1955 film. If you haven't you should.
Monday, September 7, 2009
...and, on the 8th Day...
Even God got curious now and then. No biggee, put Adam to sleep cop a feel from Eve and no harm done.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Snappin' 1950's Style
You hear that snapping sound Betty? That's the sound your ribs make when you get to the last notch on your belt. Some day, you'll be able to do that Betty. Some day....
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Potted Meat Conversations
That's it, Tony thought. Never again will I pick up a hitchhiker! All this guy wants to do is talk about potted meats; also, hasn't he ever heard of personal space?
Monday, July 6, 2009
On The Good Ship Zitty Pop
Lester was going to suck the pus out of Shirley Pimple once and for all. Otis, just laughed. He knew that, no matter how hard he sucked Shirley's one and only complexion would remain the same.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
A Day At The Beachhead
Tommy and Sally had waited too long to give up building the sand castle now. The Marines would just have to wait.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Twas The Night Before Faceoff
Many thought Irene's inistence on the Siamese Twin surgery a little excessive; but, she was determined to be the first mother-daughter Siamese twin. (Borrowed from the Eastman Collection on Flickr)
1936 Pussy Scat Ad
Here's an ad that hasn't stood the test of time. Clearly, it means something more now. An ad from a 1936 copy of Better Homes and Gardens.
Like what you see? Check out the offerings at
http://www.cafepress.com/pussyscat
Like what you see? Check out the offerings at
http://www.cafepress.com/pussyscat
Saturday, June 27, 2009
At The Children's Museum
Tommy wasn't sure what this exhibit was but he knew he LIKED it. Theresa's antics would warrant closer scrutiny by the museum directors.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Gift of the Maggo
It wasn't so much the gift that offended Baby Jesus. it was more the way Betty insinuated herself in to the proceedings.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Hansel and Gretel and Cathy
Hansel and Gretel had been served at dinner the night before. Cathy was to be next.
Like what you see? Check out the offerings at
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Like what you see? Check out the offerings at
http://www.cafepress.com/hanselandcathy
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
A Visit from Old Saint Nick
It was becoming increasingly clear that little Moodus had not made Santa's Good Boys and Girls list; and, that Sanata had found out who was naughty and who was nice.
Pop Top
Many were impressed by Larry's use of Miranda as a bottle opener; but, could she remove corks? If so, how?
Everybody Loves A Clown!
It was brilliant, Oswald thought: Everybody hates clowns and children could channel their fears in to a brutal fanny pummeling. The hard part was convincing Squeeker to consent to the whole deal. He would have to raise his wages by a penny.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
What Happens To All That Beer At The Ball Park
Ted was the talk of the town. He could set through a whole game without once having to go to the men's room. But, then his secret was out!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Still 1789! (Even though it's 1793)
Charlotte Corday's mother always taught her "Waste not, want not" and the bath water WAS still warm... (Thanks to What Makes The Pie Shops Tick? for the Charlotte image)
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
The Roast of Love
Barbara, what's your secret? Nothing get's to the heart of a man quicker than transfats and gristle!
As It Was In Mutantland 1952
Tom, was ok; but, he was all hands. Betty, on the other hand was all feet.
Buddah Belly
Gail's off-hand remark about the Buddah's recent weight gain cost her dearly. Normly he would let her out of his belly-button but Not today.
Little Tommy Made the Sign All By Him Self
When dad got home he saw that Dr. Walter's had called. Tommy seemed a little too pleased with his efforts; and, it was easy to see, who encouraged him.
How Ronald Reagan Discovered the Finger
When asked about the Palestinian position Mr. Reagan replied:"Nancy says she doesn't like it. It hurts her knees."
Monday, May 25, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Why The News Sucks
Hey it's Diane, Diane and Diane giving out with the Daily factoids and how you aren't living up to their potential.
Nose Goblins for Victory
To show their united effort in defeating the Axis Antigone, Lumpus and Chareen showed their support by saving nasal mucus for use in cosmoline and producuing a graphically disturbing movie about their efforts. The same people who brought you Nose Crusts for Christ.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Mother tucked little Mosca in to bed and slowly scampered off to a corner of the room where she lay more eggs. Face it, Mosca was a bit of a disappointment.
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