What did mother do to deserve this honor? What would Jerry (Falwell) Do? What would he do brothers and sisters, if he hadn't been taken unto the prodigious bosom of our Lord and savior? He would, brothers and sisters, build a billboard to chastise your mother for committing original sin by mating with your father and spawning YOU! EVIL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! EEEEEVIIIIIILLLLLLLLL! Then, in his generous and kind way, Jerry would allow you to suckle at his prodigious teet and partake of his milk of human condescension! This would allow you to chastise and shame others in the name of the Lord. Praise Jerry brothers and sisters!Sunday, October 12, 2008
Mother's Dirty Little Secret...YOU
What did mother do to deserve this honor? What would Jerry (Falwell) Do? What would he do brothers and sisters, if he hadn't been taken unto the prodigious bosom of our Lord and savior? He would, brothers and sisters, build a billboard to chastise your mother for committing original sin by mating with your father and spawning YOU! EVIL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! EEEEEVIIIIIILLLLLLLLL! Then, in his generous and kind way, Jerry would allow you to suckle at his prodigious teet and partake of his milk of human condescension! This would allow you to chastise and shame others in the name of the Lord. Praise Jerry brothers and sisters!
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