Sunday, January 30, 2011

Mrs. O'Leary's Little Boy

Little known fact: It wasn't a cow that burnt old Chicago down

It was at this time that Ted came in to Stan's life...

Now he would have to replace the windsheild...after he recovered.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Der Zauberberg Cha-Cha

Can't you hear the theme from the Third Man playing in your head?

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

colonelevil-theReturn

Patience does not go on forever...and even the kindest old gents can turn into something that hides in dark alleyways, and shouts at kids in a raspy, alchohol soaked voice...

much wear would result in k rotates about away bot

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Vacation Cut Short

Granny's Skankthrup's vacation was about to end along with her friend's lives.

In her early days at the Aberdeen Proving Ground, Verma Skankthrup had been able to tell model, year and fuel capacity of almost any motorized military vehicle at a distance of 1 mile...now, with the creep of old age and waxy hearing loss, she was painfully naked in the face of death...better she had been naked in the face of Hermes Crankwell, her 81 year old neighbor and 'handyman'. But it was not to be.

Brain Booster


Brain Booster
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
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Yuletide Harassment

Mrs. Pistlethweight was trying not to notice her boss' "attentions" on the new girl but she couldn't help it. After all, he used to promise her toys and candy too but look at where she ended up: In the typing pool at $3.10 an hour.