Saturday, December 18, 2010

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Vacation Cut Short

Granny's Skankthrup's vacation was about to end along with her friend's lives.

In her early days at the Aberdeen Proving Ground, Verma Skankthrup had been able to tell model, year and fuel capacity of almost any motorized military vehicle at a distance of 1 mile...now, with the creep of old age and waxy hearing loss, she was painfully naked in the face of death...better she had been naked in the face of Hermes Crankwell, her 81 year old neighbor and 'handyman'. But it was not to be.

Brain Booster


Brain Booster
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
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Yuletide Harassment

Mrs. Pistlethweight was trying not to notice her boss' "attentions" on the new girl but she couldn't help it. After all, he used to promise her toys and candy too but look at where she ended up: In the typing pool at $3.10 an hour.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Questionable Hygiene

Can't you just smell the body odor and mildew?

...To Flee From Memory

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Thanks to pilllpat (agence eureka) for the center image of the man's face:

www.flickr.com/photos/taffeta/5218852263

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Natalie Wood On The Gigantress

Many knew of Natalie Wood's many talents; but, few knew to what extent. Natalie was considered one of the premiere interpreters of the Gigantress....Once she got over the embarrassment

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Something's Rotten In The Denmark Bar and Grill

Lieutenant Chet Biggerson had begun to think that he might have accidentally stumbled upon a hotbed of spies and saboteurs. He had to be sure so he played it cool. He'd start his investigation with that singer.

Thanks to ondiraiduvea for the original image which can be seen here:

www.flickr.com/photos/22864665@N06/5110240603/

Monday, October 18, 2010

Mr. Showoff


John Stamp was always trying to recreate his 421 mph rocket sled test to impress his wife and daughter. Today, however, was not a good day.

Thanks to paul.malon for the car ad:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulmalon/4043526312/in/set-72157622068072145/