Summer Thirst? Creamed Lard!

Summer Thirst? Creamed Lard!
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Why The News Sucks

Hey it's Diane, Diane and Diane giving out with the Daily factoids and how you aren't living up to their potential.

Nose Goblins for Victory

To show their united effort in defeating the Axis Antigone, Lumpus and Chareen showed their support by saving nasal mucus for use in cosmoline and producuing a graphically disturbing movie about their efforts. The same people who brought you Nose Crusts for Christ.

They're Here...

Mother warned Floris about sitting too close to the TV.

Toilet Time With Tony Skatona

Tony was just thirsty at first...but then he found the gift.

They Taste Great Too!

Will she be wet tonight? Depends.

The Big Send Off...Bitch!

Little Judy made it clear that Bob wasn't going to be her "New Daddy"

Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

Mother tucked little Mosca in to bed and slowly scampered off to a corner of the room where she lay more eggs. Face it, Mosca was a bit of a disappointment.

Classic Detective Stories They Never Talk About

Fun with Spot, Dick, Dot and Gus

Those mongrel puppies were not his! Ginger had been out of the kennel many times before but this was the final straw.

The Chindwit Unidentical Triplets Celebrate

1948: The Chindwit Unidentical Triplets celebrate their 39th birthdays in Rabat; but, due to severe emphysema, they were unable to blow out the candles.

It's Shoppin' Tam Beetch!

From My Little Boy Josef.

What Have We Here?

Marion's pocketbook spill revealed the qualities Stan admired in a she-male.

Boxing Day at Madame Velveetas

Boxing day with the Velveeta family. From left to right: Madame Chi-Chi Velveeta, Rusty, Master Tander with Taad Wonder Boy and Uncle Ted

Timmy's Birth Day Just Got Worse!

With all the sterno gone Mr. Frumpy was gonna need to take his agression out on someone. Timmy's birthday party would be the perfect venue.

Magaret Keane's Mona Lisa - Velvet "ART" at it's finest

Hey Laadies...and You "Special" Folks

You can't do any better than this. Ok, maybe you can but, hey, what's sexier then two women eating the same sausage on a thong. A Third Eye Socket Original on your very own thong. Oh yeah, and you can get it on a t-shirt, coffee mug, etc.
Check it out here:
Third Eye Socket Sausage Ladies Goodies
or for the logo goodies here:
Third Eye Socket Logo Goodies

When The O-Face Was Something Sacred

Give me a K...Give me another K...Give me one more K!

By the Mighty Matt Carignan

Now Vee Dantz!