Sunday, December 26, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Vacation Cut Short
Granny's Skankthrup's vacation was about to end along with her friend's lives.
In her early days at the Aberdeen Proving Ground, Verma Skankthrup had been able to tell model, year and fuel capacity of almost any motorized military vehicle at a distance of 1 mile...now, with the creep of old age and waxy hearing loss, she was painfully naked in the face of death...better she had been naked in the face of Hermes Crankwell, her 81 year old neighbor and 'handyman'. But it was not to be.
In her early days at the Aberdeen Proving Ground, Verma Skankthrup had been able to tell model, year and fuel capacity of almost any motorized military vehicle at a distance of 1 mile...now, with the creep of old age and waxy hearing loss, she was painfully naked in the face of death...better she had been naked in the face of Hermes Crankwell, her 81 year old neighbor and 'handyman'. But it was not to be.
Yuletide Harassment
Mrs. Pistlethweight was trying not to notice her boss' "attentions" on the new girl but she couldn't help it. After all, he used to promise her toys and candy too but look at where she ended up: In the typing pool at $3.10 an hour.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
...To Flee From Memory
collage
Thanks to pilllpat (agence eureka) for the center image of the man's face:
www.flickr.com/photos/taffeta/5218852263
Thanks to pilllpat (agence eureka) for the center image of the man's face:
www.flickr.com/photos/taffeta/5218852263
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Natalie Wood On The Gigantress
Many knew of Natalie Wood's many talents; but, few knew to what extent. Natalie was considered one of the premiere interpreters of the Gigantress....Once she got over the embarrassment
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Don't Remember This Being In The TV Guide For Christmas Programming
Don't Remember This Being In The TV Guide For Christmas Programming
Originally uploaded by captainpandapants
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Something's Rotten In The Denmark Bar and Grill
Lieutenant Chet Biggerson had begun to think that he might have accidentally stumbled upon a hotbed of spies and saboteurs. He had to be sure so he played it cool. He'd start his investigation with that singer.
Thanks to ondiraiduvea for the original image which can be seen here:
www.flickr.com/photos/22864665@N06/5110240603/
Thanks to ondiraiduvea for the original image which can be seen here:
www.flickr.com/photos/22864665@N06/5110240603/
Monday, October 18, 2010
Mr. Showoff
John Stamp was always trying to recreate his 421 mph rocket sled test to impress his wife and daughter. Today, however, was not a good day.
Thanks to paul.malon for the car ad:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulmalon/4043526312/in/set-72157622068072145/
Thanks to paul.malon for the car ad:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulmalon/4043526312/in/set-72157622068072145/
Saturday, September 18, 2010
1910's Postage Stamp Collage - Girl With An Umbrella
Found this little gem in a scrap heap at a junk shop in New Hampshire in the early 1990's. It's a post-card sized drawing incorporating US postage stamps for the main figure. It has the following inscription on the back:
To the "Gang" from the re-latives at 418 Douglass.
To the "Gang" from the re-latives at 418 Douglass.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Big Surprise At The Science Fair
Young Tyke Feelyson's love for atomic weaponry knew no bounds. However, bringing a functional replica of the 'Little Boy' atomic bomb to the Whistler G. Cankerfass science fair was taking things just too far.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Host of the Highway: Booze and Motor Vehicles...
...the pause that perishes. Guzzle up, Buttercup!
Host of the Highways Refresh at the familiar cooler on the road to nowhere 5 cents
Host of the Highways Refresh at the familiar cooler on the road to nowhere 5 cents
Monday, September 13, 2010
Penny Payback Is A Bitch
Unbeknownst to Marsha Grunkinkler, the accounting firm Uber, Giganto and Hydrocephalus had finally caught up with her. She had taken one too many pennies from the 7-Eleven Take a Penny Leave a Penny tray.
Friday, September 10, 2010
A Vist With Donnar
Dad always said he just liked to watch trains but I think he liked to watch Donnar Sheezflaab clean the locomotive windows
Thursday, September 2, 2010
The Building Of Buffalo
Everything was going great until Betty decided to fall asleep on the church.
Off To Sea
Knud Funtmuthen was finally off to sea. His size would prove a bit difficult for his shipmates especially if he had gas.
Friday, August 27, 2010
The Unica Falls Smoke Team For 1938
Unica Falls was proud of their women's smoke team. They were, once again, state champions for 1938. Only three would survive in to the 1939 season.
From left to right:
Fordtranis Kleeman, Glois Glump, Mushmouth McWeen, Slappy McMoan, Chordata Sansibar, Emilianine Zoetrope and The 15th Waxxman Sister
From left to right:
Fordtranis Kleeman, Glois Glump, Mushmouth McWeen, Slappy McMoan, Chordata Sansibar, Emilianine Zoetrope and The 15th Waxxman Sister
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Slammin With The Endocretian Sisters
Gingina and Mannat thought it would be great fun to buzz the crowds at the leaning tower...then the problems began...
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Some Pig! ...Some Ham
Charlotte's mind began to wander in to the magical land of charcuterie. Wilbur's ambrosial charms could not save him now. The powerful draw of smoked goods began to wander through her mind....and, Easter was coming.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Girl's Night Out
The little maidens would tell Margala what to do...they ALWAYS knew what was right. Plus, she liked having a Moon Mullins moustache in her mouth.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Why We Continue To Go To The Circus
Monsieur and Madame DuColi preform their world famous Pong routine
Monday, July 12, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Pride of the Latrine
There was something that wasn't right about Pfc Thnackmorton but nobody could place what it was.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Get Your Head Out Of Her Ass
Lanz Skandagors was a slave to fashion! He wanted his models to be as presentable inside as they were outside and was willing to go to any lengths to do this. Thanks to the Nationaal Archief for the original:
www.flickr.com/photos/nationaalarchief/4105821261/in/set-...
www.flickr.com/photos/nationaalarchief/4105821261/in/set-...
I Am The Eggman, Koo-koo Ka-Choo
Mr. Ovatum was always trying to impress Miss Phelagneetum but she wasn't having any of it. He was just another egghead to her.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Edvard Munch, Meet The Beatles
The screamer was definitely a Stuart Sutcliffe fan but would do any one that would have hi...her..er...it.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Is It Safe?
Dr. Frickpintzer: "Mr. Azerpants, Dr. Szell will be assisting me today. He just has one question...."
Dr. Szell: "Is it safe?"
Monday, June 21, 2010
Pun Intended
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Dijon Quintuplets! Guess which one is not the brightest of the group.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Mr. Shypants
Imagine Ted Clamberpastor's surpise at being crowned Infection King of 1961by Miss Centrifuge 1956 and then appearing on the Cover of Red Balls magazine. He was soooooo humbled by the experience that he didn't wash himself for another month.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
THERE IT IS AGAIN!
This was the third car nabbed by the giant baby hand that morning. When would the carnage end? Where did they go? The only clue was an abandoned car with a large tooth mark on the hood and tires twisted on the rims.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Lana's Crucible
Laaana felt so much better after the mind wash. All the old dirty thoughts just floated away!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Cuteness Can Kill!
The Hummel Figurines had gained enough power through their cuteness to begin their take over of the world. The plan was simple: Ultimate devotion to the Hummitler!
Sunday, May 23, 2010
A Message from Pastor Bob
Pastor Bob Abanananeakian changed out the windows in his church to pass along a more stern message of retribution to the children in attenda
Thursday, May 6, 2010
iPhone iDiot
It was bad enough that Ted engaged in Facebooking on the job but now his head was vibrating from an incoming phone call.
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