Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
The Roast of Love
Barbara, what's your secret? Nothing get's to the heart of a man quicker than transfats and gristle!
As It Was In Mutantland 1952
Tom, was ok; but, he was all hands. Betty, on the other hand was all feet.
Buddah Belly
Gail's off-hand remark about the Buddah's recent weight gain cost her dearly. Normly he would let her out of his belly-button but Not today.
Little Tommy Made the Sign All By Him Self
When dad got home he saw that Dr. Walter's had called. Tommy seemed a little too pleased with his efforts; and, it was easy to see, who encouraged him.
How Ronald Reagan Discovered the Finger
When asked about the Palestinian position Mr. Reagan replied:"Nancy says she doesn't like it. It hurts her knees."
Monday, May 25, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Why The News Sucks
Hey it's Diane, Diane and Diane giving out with the Daily factoids and how you aren't living up to their potential.
Nose Goblins for Victory
To show their united effort in defeating the Axis Antigone, Lumpus and Chareen showed their support by saving nasal mucus for use in cosmoline and producuing a graphically disturbing movie about their efforts. The same people who brought you Nose Crusts for Christ.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Mother tucked little Mosca in to bed and slowly scampered off to a corner of the room where she lay more eggs. Face it, Mosca was a bit of a disappointment.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
Fun with Spot, Dick, Dot and Gus
Those mongrel puppies were not his! Ginger had been out of the kennel many times before but this was the final straw.
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